donation catchphrases

This should be a fun little diversion. It's not really a feature, though. I was about to sit around and think of some new ones, but I figured that there's probably some pretty funny people out there. (And probably something more important I should be attending to, somewhere...)

On the home page and on the member pages there's a random inserted bit of text under the donate links. For example, the home page might say something like:

"If you donate, the next feature gallery that pops up might be yours. *cough*"

On the member pages, the quips are usually shorter, in the form of:

"Donate! The server needs more hamsters!"

If you have one (or more) in mind, post them here in either format. Hopefully, I'll be able to collect a handful of clever quips and use them on the home page and on the member pages.

Thanks. =)

Let's see...

Donations help fund the purchase of a real domain name.

Donate... impress the ladies.

Donate... you don't need another cel.

Wow... I thought I'd have more to offer than that. Maybe later...

ack I'm really sleepy so forgive me

Nirvana, only a donation away.

or

Don't make us call in Sally Struthers!

How about

DONATE NOW! or we send the boys round.

Donations: the karma maker.

Donate now, cause purgatory blows.

Donate: Because the line between you and Patriot Act is ME!