donation catchphrases

Came up with a couple more... now that I've had some down time to relax.

Donate! It's only money.

Donate! We feel your pain.

Donate! Let the weasels run free!

Donate! The voices in your head compel you!

Donations help keep delinquent rodents from destroying the moral fabric of our society.

Donations help keep Al Gore's dream of creating the Internet alive. His daydream that is.

One more... for the road.

Donate! We'll be your best friend ^__^

donate here and receive a Rubberslug coupon on your next cel purchase..redeemable..er.. sometime.

donate today and receive a free website gallery tomorrow, even if you have one already, it looks good on the resume.

donate-- it's better than graft and corruption.

donate-- it's sexy.

donate- and guys, receive a free date with Monica Lewinski for lunch during the Oval office tour. Girls, get the chance to mix it up with the "Shock Jock" himself.. err not Bill, but ah... Howard Stern.. ooh la la baby..

donate- and get the chance to win the Lobster Machine! We'll set that sucker free!

Donate- It's an offer you can't refuse (We have a large inventory of horse's heads and smelly fish)

[quote]donate-- it's sexy.[/quote]

Hehe, I love that one.



Hey, do we have any donation catchphrases concerning lobsters? (or is that becoming old?) Almost seems like we should. ::looks at Flippy:: ^_^

Thanks for all the suggestions. I've added a few of these to the collection and given everyone in the thread 10 bonus points.

"...not that those are good for anything..."