donation catchphrases

lol, I was gonna add a lobster one.

'Donate and save a lobster.'

Yes I'm still hoping for a lobster machine.

A donation a day keeps death at bay.

Donate- and the world donates with you.

Donate and the monkeys will quit staring at you.

Donate, ebay can wait...

Donate and the voices will go away...

Donate, get a free lollypop

Donate and get a free cupon for your next lobster purchase...

Annual income $X + $Donation, annual site cost $X + $Donation, result happiness. Annual income $X, annual site cost $X + $Donation, result misery.

Donations, it?s the only thing that there?s just too little of.

With your donation, you live by the code Debt Soku Zan.

Donate and help Rheytarian get the lobster machine of her dreams.

Donate because Rheytarian really wants a lobster and has no more 100 yen coins.

(you pick, it's your lucky day)

Mad busy today and tomorrow, got a quick contract to clear by 1 PM Friday. Sorry if I seem quiet. And no, I haven't forgotten about people waiting on feature images!