donation catchphrases

[quote]Annual income $X + $Donation, annual site cost $X + $Donation, result happiness. Annual income $X, annual site cost $X + $Donation, result misery. [/quote]

Are we doing php now? I'm confused. =(

Oh wait, I think I get it now, but I assure you, the Dell cartel still wants one or more of my kneecaps. Must escape their evil clutches...

How about:

Donate: Don't let the others outbid you!

Will Program
for Donations

Give or I'll "slug" ya!

Donate and I?ll email a t-shirt to you.

Donate if you ever want to see your cels again.

Donating builds confidence!

Donate...cause lobsters are people too. ?

Donate now, the batteries are running low!

Sorry, I've got nothing. Hey, that could be one:
Donate, 'cause I've got nothing.

Donate and we'll give you the number for the goddess hotline. -__^

Donate and we'll email a pack of ramen noodles to a starving college student.

Donate, all the cool people are doing it.

Donate or we'll tell your instructor the REAL reason you skipped class!

Donate! Sluggy needs new shoes! Or at least A new shoe...