my spurs tickets haiku

the phones are busy
i cannot watch game seven
ticketmaster sucks



i'm sad now.

order it online.
Roy

the internet says,
"there are no tickets for you,
watch it on tv"

The money not spent,
On Spur's tickets that went,
Is money for AX for gent.

most people purchase
seats that they will not sit in
scalpers need real jobs

perhaps we can write
an entire thread like this
it is a challenge

(or perhaps, iambic pentameter...
it gets me no closer to those tickets)