seeking basic accounting advice

Anyone out there have a working or professional knowledge of corporate tax law? I need to fill out some paperwork. I'm definitely no good with this stuff. The questions are super duper easy. I promise.

This is all in preparation for printing up shirts and other site gear, so I'd be happy to trade some simple Q&A for a Rubberslug T-shirt or baseball cap.

Mail me through the feedback form on my site if you can help. Thanks!