Three way deals

Okay, Just for fun..

Anyone ever try sending someone a cel that they want, for a cel that you want, from some other source or site, that has the cel that you want for sale, but you don't have the cash for it?

(What did I just say?!)

Okay.. hold on now. This does make sense.

Hehe,, I bet your scratching your heads, like "What is E up to this time"? =)

The Three Way Deal Story-- ( I'll put on my "Godfather story hat" now)

Okay--Hear me out. I see this really gorgeous cel on "A's" site okay, but I am strapped for cash,, I mean broke..pitching pennies, selling soda bottles.. But then I know that "B" has the hots for this beautiful and remarkable cel on my site for a value very similar or exact to the cel that I am dying to get "me bloody mits on"..but don't have the current cash for. Follow me so far? So, I go ah.. "look there Ms. B".. "I really like this cel on A's site, but I don't have the cash handy right now, so I tell ya what I'm gonna do",,E continues.."Now little lady, I'd like to make you an offer that you can't refuse--(No horses heads involved)".. Ms. B shutters from the thought,, but then remembers that she heard from some other scoundrel that is E is known as a friendly, honest, helpful sort of fellow (*coughs..err coughs again for good measure). So she says "Okay, look pal.. You have 10 seconds to convince me, let me hear what you have in mind, and then buzz off. The cel story gets told and she says, " Well, since I do like that dream cel on your site, that I've literally been drooling over for quite some time, and as luck would have it, it just so happens that I do have a bit of cash on hand.. What is this offer again?".. Now, E---trying his best to contain his utter and raw excitement, AND contain the blood dripping from the nasty hole he just bit through his lip--wastes no time and carefully prostrates himself very slowly in front of Ms. B, kneeling down on one knee, as if he is about to propose, slowly looks up with the most sincere and biggest googly eyes, this side of Mars.. And says, " If you buy that cel for me on A's site, I will send you your dream cel from my site in a flash" and he says, (I like talking in third person btw) He says, "I'll even pay for the shipping on both cels".. KA-CHING!! and Visa. Paypal, or IPMO does the rest--So E, not only gets his cel without a cent, (except for shipping)--, Lady B gets her dream cel for about the right price with free shipping, and site master A gets his cash for the cel in literally a flash..

Win, win, win.. situation is it not?

Anyone want to try it? =)

I'm dying to get this one cel...
If you liked that story, and like to see it turn into a reality...for (gulps-) for "only" $600-- let me know.. I'm sure that we could work something out (winks) muwhhahaha
Edited Jan 14 at 6:44 AM
E
Jan 14 at 5:51 AM
It's like baseball! With less steroids! And longer paragraphs!
noisywalrus
Plastic Future
Jan 14 at 10:02 AM
LMAO =)

Just call me Barry.
E
Jan 14 at 6:32 PM
Or a Thai, Bangkok salesperson... " I've got a deal > JUST FOR YOU" ..ans. "Okay, I'll take that fake Rolex"..

Hard to explain unless you've been there.

(Sorry didn't mean to double post)
Edited Jan 14 at 6:48 PM
E
Jan 14 at 6:39 PM
Hey! It worked! (no joking) =)

Anyone else, wanna try?
E
Jan 23 at 10:15 PM
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