the invincible lobster machine

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Will the lobster machine ever lose?

It seems that ever poll that lobster machine participates in, every other poll option has to step aside. The lobster machine has conquered weasels, drinking games, and even attractive members of the opposite sex.

What kind of sick people are you?! Can anything *ever* stop the lobster machine?

ps - that reminds me, what we need is another music poll. next week perhaps.

While I can never get enough of the Eurythmics, I think the lobster machine trancends tastes, both good and bad. I has something for everyone, something for the gambling adventurer, something for the gourmand, it's just an all around great choice for just about any question. What's the meaning of life? Look to the lobster machine for answers.

The only way I see the lobster machine loseing a poll is to another machine that despenses stranger live animals. How old are the lobsters in the lobster machine anyway? Just wondering.

Oh and the Rolling stones are one of the best bands ever, hands down.

Wow. Everyone who has voted so far knows exactly which machine I am referring to. I am truly afraid of this site's audience now.

Repeat after me: "You WILL vote for the lobster machine..."

Must have worked somehow...

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