fight night.

Pirates are old news? Man, I thought I was being clever, too. Well, I bet no one's ever tried to put ninjas up against time-travelling zombie pirates.

Over 60% of the planet is water. Where do you find ninjas? Japan? (This ninja http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088708/ doesn't count.) Pirates are everywhere. South Pacific, English Channel, Florida Keys, etc. Pirates win. And robots. Waterproof nuclear robots.

Robots every time! *snicker*

Where is this free for all taking place? The high seas? In this modern day we can transport Ninjas any where and I'm sure they'd still kick pirate butt to next Sunday. (We can distract that guy with her http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090632/ )

Robots have a nasty habit of falling in love with humans and trying to be just like us, so we turn them on and turn them out. Ninjas rule every time.

Oh yeah? Well artificial banana flavoring is gonna catch up your ninjas and give them an old-fashioned beat-down, Yellow #5 style.

So.... take that!

I'm going Ninja!!! Style points always win over Measles!

Dispatch the sexy ninjas to seduce and recruit! Dispatch the vaccinated ninjas with silver kunai to take care of the werewolves.(The sun-resistant vampires aren't even out of the gate.) We'll find some hoodoo/voodoo in the Carribbean to take care of the zombie pirates. And as for ABF - no match for the natural flavorings the Ninjas will be packing.

Ninjas Everytime!