Can this be right?

Is there really [big]438697[/big] visitors looking around Rubberslug right now? O_O

That's an unusual amount of visitors, is there something going on?

Probably spiders/bots?

Damn! I thought we might have enough slav...uh, helpers to start on that tribute pyramid to Jason.

I think it's broken for some reason. :S

(No, I'm not dead! I'm still here! I'm just trapped in a string of 60-hour work weeks and associated fast food rotation!)