mystic powers

Annnd, another vote for cheezits!

Teleportation ring= free trip to Japan at any time= cheap cels. Nuf said really.

White cheddar Cheez-its are the ONLY kind that I can't stop eating once I have a taste!

How do you all know my weakness?

While the Cheezits are incredibly tempting, I have to concur with the teleportation ring...saving gas AND free trips cross country and overseas. No more airport security check hassles or waiting overnight because of repeated delays. No more driving through traffic jams full of people who need to take anger management courses or get the cell phone attached to their head surgically removed.

I could do quickie weekend trips...this weekend I feel like going to New Zealand! Next weekend, how does Switzerland sound? *dreams*

Actually we neglected to mention that the teleportation ring is designed to trasmit Cheezits from California to Texas. Not really to transmit people from Thailand to Monaco, or anything weird like that.

It's also supposed to be a telportation ring and not a teleportating ring. I mean, everyone knows there's no such thing as a "teleportating ring". Duh.

Too lazy to fix.