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lobster plushie you can eat
haha Got a nice little giggle out of that one. "lobster plushie." Too cute.
Yum! Furry lobster! Do you think they used butter or fabric softner?
Well actually, I had a vacation job at a fish store. And there they sold life lobsters. I once took one out of the aquarium and cuddled him. I called him Kouji. Except for being wet, he felt quite nice actually. To my bad surprise, I found him on ice the next day ;__; Dead.
I actually refused serving customers who ordered life lobsters. I refused to be the one to pack those living beings and give them to the one who'd kill them for no valid reason, so I had my colleagues do it. And when I was alone, there were complaints because the "job student" refuses to serve. They're ugly, un-cute and ever so useless, but it still hurt to think that they're waiting for death in those pathetic bassins with their scissors cuffed. They don't look earthly, but they're alive nontheless...
What we need is a lobster plushie machine. There is a high likelyhood that we will get lobster plushies, so now all we need is the machine...
(side note: now that we actually have cool stuff to giveaway, we'll probably be doing more contests in the future... )