Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!
last modified: Tuesday, December 13, 2005 (8:24:56 PM)
It has begun! Sorry for the minor delays, but I am now officially starting my Fruitcakes for Hentai Christmas Exchange Program! Basically, it works like this: You send me fruitcakes, I send you Hentai. Sounds simple, right? Well, it is!

Of course, I realize many of you offered fruitcakes to me for free. I also accept FREE fruitcakes. =) Those not interested in the Hentai will receive a Thank You/Merry Christmas card either way.

Here are some of my recommendations for the program: Wait till after Christmas, fruitcakes will be on sale! The longer you wait, the cheaper they become. I don't mind receiving fruitcakes after New Year's, so don't worry.

To save money on shipping, try either USPS First Class or Media Mail. Fruitcakes weigh a lot, but you can save on postage if you say it is a "Book." The slower shipping services are also cheaper, so take any necessary cost cutting measures you need to. I really don't mind.

Now for info about the Hentai title you will receive, if you are interested. Everyone will receive the same title, an anime which will be viewable on DVD player or on computer. Personally, I don't think anyone will be disappointed. >:) It will feature excellent video quality, Japanese language with English subtitles.

So, if you're interested, just contact me via RS Feedback. Just send me an email that looks like the following:

Your Name
Shipping Address
City, State, Zip
Email address
"Hentai" or "No Hentai" based on your preference.

I will respond with my shipping information. Be sure to let me know who you are when you send the fruitcake (I want to be able to keep track of who sent me what). I will let you know when your fruitcake has been received and when your Hentai with Thank You card has been shipped.

Thanks everyone! http://welcomeconsumer.com
re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 9:32:08 PM

ROFL!!! You are such a fruitcake nut!! When did you first start liking fruitcake? Oh! You should take a picture of yourself with all of the fruitcakes you get but....you''ll probably eat them before you take the pic XD

re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 9:51:52 PM

Aw I''ve missed you so much relena! You better send me one! >:) hehe. A picture might be doable. But I might eat them as soon as they arrive tho ~_~ heehee =D

LOL!Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 10:04:03 PM

I''m going to have to search for fruitcake now!
I''m not even sure if they have any on island! XD

re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Sunday, December 11, 2005 - 10:10:24 PM

Ohhh, island fruitcake... that might be interesting... or, you can send me some juicy rum cake! The same applies for everyone else! If you can''t find fruitcake, general sweets and cakes will work just fine ^_^

re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Monday, December 12, 2005 - 7:17:55 AM

You crazy girl! LOL! Something sweet for you and something sweet for the sender eh? Hope you''ve got another pornography on hand for all those hentai lovers out there, I wouldn''t know anything about such things of course :P

re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Monday, December 12, 2005 - 8:00:22 AM

Ah dear Krafty, I was actually thinking of you when I picked out the title. >;) You probably already have it, but if you don''t... let''s just say, it''d be of great interest to you. I plan to send a different title next year as well. =D

re: Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!Wednesday, December 14, 2005 - 3:27:51 PM
Not Sir Phobos

Oh lord, for extra fun I''ll use a syringe and deck the cake with rum. Seeing Lolo attain a drunken poster title would be worth it!