Fruitcakes for Hentai Exchange Program!
last modified: Tuesday, December 13, 2005 (8:24:56 PM)
It has begun! Sorry for the minor delays, but I am now officially starting my Fruitcakes for Hentai Christmas Exchange Program! Basically, it works like this: You send me fruitcakes, I send you Hentai. Sounds simple, right? Well, it is!
Of course, I realize many of you offered fruitcakes to me for free. I also accept FREE fruitcakes. =) Those not interested in the Hentai will receive a Thank You/Merry Christmas card either way.
Here are some of my recommendations for the program: Wait till after Christmas, fruitcakes will be on sale! The longer you wait, the cheaper they become. I don't mind receiving fruitcakes after New Year's, so don't worry.
To save money on shipping, try either USPS First Class or Media Mail. Fruitcakes weigh a lot, but you can save on postage if you say it is a "Book." The slower shipping services are also cheaper, so take any necessary cost cutting measures you need to. I really don't mind.
Now for info about the Hentai title you will receive, if you are interested. Everyone will receive the same title, an anime which will be viewable on DVD player or on computer. Personally, I don't think anyone will be disappointed. >:) It will feature excellent video quality, Japanese language with English subtitles.
So, if you're interested, just contact me via RS Feedback. Just send me an email that looks like the following:
City, State, Zip
"Hentai" or "No Hentai" based on your preference.
I will respond with my shipping information. Be sure to let me know who you are when you send the fruitcake (I want to be able to keep track of who sent me what). I will let you know when your fruitcake has been received and when your Hentai with Thank You card has been shipped.
Thanks everyone! http://welcomeconsumer.com