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Send me Fruitcakes!
last modified: Thursday, November 17, 2005 (11:50:48 PM)
Well, it's nearly that time of year again. Christmas and the holiday season is creeping up fast. So, fruitcakes are popping up on the shelves of your local stores and markets. Which brings us to my blog...

Please don't judge me. But I LOVE fruitcake! Love love love love love it! Simply adore it. The juicier the better. It's probably my biggest, most guilty vice of all.

I'm asking everyone and anyone to please send me fruitcakes! Unwanted or otherwise, I don't mind at all. I have gifts planned for anyone who sends me a fruitcake, so it will be worth your time. Ship them slow and cheap, but please ship em! ^_^

Anyone interested can contact me via Feedback. Please don't throw away unwanted fruitcakes, give them a happy home in Toni's Tummy. =)

I will blog about this again a few more times before Christmas, just to remind everyone. And don't forget to check out the latest webcomic installment.

Thanks! http://welcomeconsumer.com
re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 1:45:02 AM
indy

juicy huh, well ill get the blender and some tupperware together for you then.


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 2:23:15 AM
wELCOME cONSUMER

Why are you so cruel, bindy ~_~


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 3:03:18 AM
moonrabitt

Fruitcake? They are good? I though they were hard...:)


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 3:43:53 AM
Ronin

Toni Toni Toni!! You really do make me chuckle!! ^__^

But what on earth do you want with so many fruitcakes!!? Hahah! *shakeshead*

So just to get this straight...you know how it is...you Americans can change the names of everything! ^_~

So are we talking about…Christmas Pudding

http://www.eat-online.net/images/christmas_habits/pudding.jpg

or indeed, just normal Fruitcake?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/135473/2/Yummy.jpg

And me? Judge you…? Never! You fruitcake lovin’ fiend!


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 7:37:05 AM
Kisara

*cannot really type as her stomach is churning from the neer thought* Fruitcake, huh? Okie. I''ll send ya some fruitcake, biatch. *just shakes head* "bindy." *giggles* "coughs* ANYHOOOOOOO


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 9:21:48 AM
wELCOME cONSUMER

Roni, wow! I don''t think I''ve ever had Christmas pudding. Looks kinda good! I love the UK. I am talking about fruitcake, which appears to be the second photo you posted. ^_^ And why do I need so many? I dunno. ~_~


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 11:45:14 AM
Ronin

Heheh bless those cotton socks of yours Toni!

Christmas Pudding is really really rich, moist and sticky and you usually have it with some kind of custard, cream, brandy butter or any other pudding accompaniment on Christmas day!

Its nice in small doses (and when I say small…I mean small! Hahah!), but I''m sure you''d like it, considering you''re a big fan of Fruitcake! On the up side it is soaked overnight in a combination of Brandy, Rum, Beer, Madeira Wine and Stout! Hahah *watches Toni’s catears perk up* Personally I would much rather have a slice of Malt Loaf with butter on it....Mmmmmm!

http://www.soreen.com/images/original_pic.jpg

Anyway back to those dreaded fruitcakes, I’ll certainly see what I can do about getting you some English fruitcake for the…ermm...collection!! ^__^

Bon appetite!



re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 12:18:28 PM
wELCOME cONSUMER

Oh Roni dear! That would be splendid! My cat ears did perk up ^*_*^ "meow" haha. That sounds so yummy. It''s very interesting to hear about British treats. You''re making me feel multicultural (and fat!) ^-_-^ rrrawr. I''ll be blogging about this again after Thanksgiving, which an explanation of the gifts I will be offering for fruitcake senders. Many thanks guys! <3 And I''m loving all the jokes and jabs, keep em up :-)


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 12:23:55 PM
backlotanimation

Can we send the ones we have holding doors open from last year? O_o heeheeehee


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 12:51:49 PM
wELCOME cONSUMER

T-T Roy, yes. I''ll take any kind. (you people are so mean to me, haha, I love it!) ^_^


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 4:13:31 PM
urabob

WHY!?!?! Why are you punishing me!?!? Don''t feed the monster! Don''t you understand... fruitcake is the source of her unholy power. We are doomed. T_T


re: Send me Fruitcakes!Friday, November 18, 2005 - 8:57:38 PM
ladyokuni

so, do you prefer home-made or store fruitcakes? I''m honestly frightened by home-made ones! (remembers the green fuzzy one ewwww) Hey, if you want one, I''m game! Since it''s cheap! XD