swimsuit model survives!
last modified: Tuesday, December 28, 2004 (6:01:03 PM)
Never again will I not have a clever answer to the question, "Why don't you watch TV?" I can point to this horrendous article that in itself is a reflection of everything that is wrong with rich, oblivious Western countries. It's not that I don't fully enjoy living in a rich, oblivious Western country -- because I like my air-conditioning, personal land ownership, and college football -- it's just that I wish rich, oblivious idiots weren't in charge of the media infrastructure. It makes the rest of us look like idiots.
Next on CNN: "12 Americans, 16 Britons, 3 Italians, 6 Germans, and a Whole Pantload of Brown People Lost in Natural Disaster"
As the ranking brown person on this website, I hereby give CNN and every other media outlet that does human interest stories on pandering, mindless, "famous" meatsacks the bejeweled middle finger.
And still, no one cares. I'm taking the first flight to Mars.